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Your home for weather reports that are less about weather than the context in which weather happens.
I'm a trained fake meteorologist ready to brave the elements to uncover the secret plans the days and night ahead have in store for you. 
People think weather is dull, but it's the one part of the news that actually predicts the future and sees the invisible. Those seemingly nice men and women in front of greenscreens and doppler scopes have to work doubly hard because they don't want to blow their covers as wizards and sorcerers. 
And on a much more human level, if we can understand complex systems like the always changing atmosphere, maybe we can come to understand each other as well.
reports from bygone futures

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A curated sample of past forecasts.
A more complete rundown of about 75 reports is available on youtube.